Aaaaand Epstein offs himself. After being removed from suicide watch just days ago. After previous self harm before that. Can’t we just get one win? Just one?! Lot of rich pedos breathing a big ol’ sigh of relief right about now.
Unless. You know. He’s a billionaire. And all he had to do was punch himself in the face a few times, “suicide” a week later, get shipped to the hospital in a private ambulance and get wheeled out of the morgue to a secret new life in South Asia or some shit.
I don’t know. I’m not the tin-hat type but this is amazingly convenient.
Money can do a lot. Never see that guy again and everyone gets away with everything.
